
Eight questions
Which dessert are you?
Paris-Brest or sculpted fruit? Scone at four or truffle at midnight? Eight questions, and we tell you which dessert you are and where to eat it.

❖ The Classicist
The Paris-Brest the way it was meant to be, and nothing clever.

◆ The Chocolate Devotee
Seventy percent, a fresh cream centre, and the box is yours.

✦ The Purist
One perfect mousse, eaten at the counter, in silence.

♛ The Tea Ritualist
Three tiers, a pot that never runs cold, and a second round of scones.

✧ The Avant-Gardist
The lemon that is not a lemon, and the queue is part of the fun.

❦ The Grand Café Romantic
Red velvet, a torte with a seal, and the afternoon is yours.